By;; Li.
 Site ;; oh-pistol.net/murder
 Sore;; A for "not A complete wAste of my time 
 Syle;; Freeform

1st impression: ick. purple plus greyscale equals...crying babies on an airplane. Props for using some oldschool
frankenstein but anti-props for trying to make it oldschooler by using the bitmap filter. If you're going to have 
a stupid enter page at least make the 'enter' thing a bit bigger. 

look: my browser's too big for this, but I actually kind of like it at first. It's different, I'll give you that. 
I like also that you don't seem to care what it is...hmm...apathy excites me sexually. 

Let's see...I see a clockwork orange referrences, a mohawk. no wait TWO clockwork orange referrences, major props 
for that my friend. 

Your nagigation system could be clearer but thanks so much for not using a font size -60000. But the huge font for 
your links has to go. That's distracting and kinda funks up the text. 

Eh, you're a popup person. I getcha. I understand popups as a need for more layout than you're technically allowed, 
but it's good that you make yours so big. I can read. Whew. 

Your autobio section is nice. It tells much about you and it's simple, and not just a list of FaVz!!11 

Cool, you have some optional tunes. *plays* 

OH wow bright-ass green. Are you TRYING to give cataracts? 

You have...a different layout for every page. I see. Interesting. 

You name your links weird names and I never know where the hell I'm going...maybe try a text alt, use <font title>. 

Actually your site kinda reminds me of my portfolio site, very disjointed. Only your links are easier to find. 

You have an entire section...for mixtapes...*loves you up* I was such a mixtape addict in my days...
I didn't think anyone made them anymore. Now it's all CDs and shit. 

Generally I'd hate your site for being so damn hard to use, but it keeps it interesting. 

Ooh, you like the pixies! ^^ 

And a blog...not too shabby. Love the layout for that popup. No time for that though, so moving on... 

And you're a groupie? No. Street team? maybe I can't tell. Either way good for you for knowing who the Faint are. 

Your link priorities are way out of whack and I know you don't give a shit. 

Bleh, content. Oh well. I have it too. It's nice to collect stuff for your visitors. A lot of people don't realise 
that having content doesn't require a whole lot of upkeep and it makes some people happy. Thank's for not submitting 
to "guess the celeb" and "adopt the poorly rendered carrot." Oh my gawd. Crispin Glover. Willard. T3h S3x. 
And theda bara! I like you, chica. I have that pic of her with her boobs in the chains. 
Wow, this is a great read..hm..some stuff I didn't know...and it's not "stupid laws of mississippi" or something dumb... 

Thanks for not organising your random content. That's so boring. 

All in all, if you give a crap, which I'll bet you don't, the only suggestion I have is to try and make your site 
viewable in all resolutions and browsers. All people should be able to read your sexy sexy theda bara biography 
and see your funky design. 

I give you an "A" for "not A complete wAste of my time".